literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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bitrates:

Today at Walmart I saw a little kid pick up a penny off the ground and swallow it. The creatures you find at Walmart…

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sarah-nade:

donnerpartay:

Intense.

aw yeah
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sarah-nade:

donnerpartay:

Intense.

aw yeah

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS